Terrible Terrible Two's!

Ok, first let me say I love my little boy to death, but wow it has been a rough week with this child. He colored on the wall the other day with green crayon (yes it came right off, but that isn't the point) When Tom told him that we only color on paper, he informed Tom that he didn't have any paper. We've got ourselves a smart mouth! Yesterday I was on the phone with my dad when I heard Porter yelling for help because he was stuck. Don't worry, he had gone in the bathroom, put up the toilet seat and sat down clothes and all. His little bum had sunk down into the water and he was indeed stuck! He is really good at hiding things lately and loves to shove things in any sort of hole he can. Luckily so far we have managed to keep hold of our keys and phones. The hardest part is, I can't help but want to laugh and cry at the same time when I catch him doing naughty things. And to think, we are having another boy!! Dun Dun Dun. . .