He Cracks Me Up!

Yesterday Porter was cracking me up, here are just a few tidbits that made me laugh:

Porter ran to me today wearing sunglasses and holding a flashlight.
Porter: "Mommy, will you turn on my slashlight?"
Me: "Sure, what are you going to do with it?"
Porter: "Going to find the woozle wizard. You coming?"
Me: "Ok"
We walk out to the front room where we see this snowman figurine.
Porter: "Look, there's the Woozle Wizard!"
Me: "Oh no!"
Porter: "It's okay mommy, I got you. It's not real it's just a toy."
I love this little boy's imagination!

Porter grabbed the toothpaste from my mom's room as she was unpacking. (unfortunately I was at work for this)
Becky: "Porter go put that toothpaste away!"
Porter throws the toothpaste into her suitcase, closes it and sits on it. Then he runs away.
Porter then comes back in search of the toothpaste.
Porter: "Oh no, where did the toothpaste go?" (Becky had put it away)
Becky: "I don't know, what happened to it?"
Porter: "I so sorry manna, Randal took it. He so naughty!"
Um, are we beginning to have an imaginary friend? Perhaps a mean guy to blame naughty stuff on? I guess it would make sense he would choose Randall from Monster's Inc. since he is a bad guy.

Porter and I outside playing on the swingset.
Porter: "Mommy, I want to go in that swing."
Me: "What color is it?"
Porter: "Red. I such your smart boy!"

Me sitting down to change Porter's diaper:
Me: Porter I don't like changing your diaper.
Porter: "I so sorry mommy, I need to get potty trained?"