St. Nick

Porter:  I kinda think I need some winter dress-ups.  All my dress ups are mostly Halloween and super hero.
Me:  So what kind of dress up?
Porter:  Maybe a Santa Suit?
Me:  Well, maybe we could get you a Santa hat.
Porter:  And some red and white fabric to make a coat to make me look like St. Nick?
Me:  We will see.

We head to Walmart to pick up a few things and pass the lingerie section.  I'm sure you can all imagine what he saw, the sexy santa suit of course.

Porter:  Wait mom, maybe we could just get that costume for me to dress up like St. Nick?

I just smile not wanting to inform him of the actual nature of this costume and hurrily move on to the next aisle.

Porter I love your love of dress ups and how your mind works and your innocence!  I wish kids could stay this way forever!