Apparently Porter is an aspiring chef! If he could he would spend all his time in the kitchen. Who needs toys when you have bowls, pots, and utensils? His new trick at my mom's house is to open the silverware drawer and lick the spoons and then put them back. It would probably be in her best interest to give all of those a good washing. He also loves the lazy susan. It has lots of the ingredients he needs, especially Karo Syrup and Slim Fast Powder. He is becoming quite a crazy handful of a boy. Today by 9am, he had fallen off my bed and smacked his head, dumped the dog water all over himself, wet my bed, had the jogging stroller fall on him, escaped up the stairs three times, threw my phone in the garbage, and attacked Miko. Who needs to exercise when you are chasing around a naughty little boy all day. And the worst is that he is a master manipulator. When he really wants something or is trying to get his way, he gives you a giant hug and a big fat kiss. And believe me, he knows what he is doing. Its amazing as a parent that no matter how mad your child makes you they still can melt your heart.
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Haha!! Oh Jess he is a wild man and I love it!! What a cutie though ..... we have got to get him and Liv together soon! Also go you!! I totally agree with your "political rantings"!
Go ahead and rant away--it is YOUR blog to be used for whatever you deem worthy!
That Porter is such a rascal! Just listening to your morning with him made me feel exhausted. But I love how charming he is too and that he'll melt your heart if you aren't on the lookout...:)
Wow. He must be related to Bea. It's not a good sign when you are already "done" by 9am!! And I have been there many a day!
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